《在英倫的漂油》

我摯愛的一首歌 from episode 2.17

Smelly Cat (longest version Phoebe ever did in coffee house)
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses.

Smelly Cat (video version, uncut video on Season 2 DVD, special features)
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
[Background singers:
Smelly smelly smelly
really bad smelling smelly cat
it's not your fault!]
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Oh no!
It may not be a bed of roses.
You're no friend to those with noses.
I promise you, before we're done
all the world will smell as one.
[Background singers:
Smelly smelly smelly
really bad smelling smelly cat]
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.